Most readers will be vaguely aware that the Gorgeous One has a column in the Daily Record wherein he addresses his rapt audience of Glaswegian barflies. This, as you might recall, is where the great man chose to opine on the merits of Kylie’s arse. You would have thought he’d have learned from that experience, but noooo…
Danni in M&S knicks and pyjamas as part of the new advertising campaign will surely help the store. Alongside the past adverts featuring Twiggy and Mylene and my favourite – Noemie Lenoir – the ad campaign of the high street warhorse has begun to get it back on its feet.
A good thing too. Their food is ace, their underwear terrific value. But their ads are marvellous. Take a look here and on YouTube.
At this point, Respect supporters will probably have an idea of how the Pope feels when he sees Fr Cantalamessa heading for an open mike.