And so it’s the return of our ever-popular Search of the Week feature, occasioned by a sudden upsurge in arresting search terms over the last week. You won’t be surprised to learn that our little discussion of pubic tonsorial fashions has a lot to do with this – there are a couple for 1970s porn star Kay Parker, there’s Pam Grier nude scenes and there’s hairy women 1970s. Most striking of all is one for women with big red pubic bushes, which I suppose proves the point that there are all sorts out there.
And of course, bearing in mind what half the surfers out there are looking for, there are plenty of other sex-related terms, notably what size are Suranne Jones’ tits – I must confess, if you’re looking for an exact cup size I don’t know – and Willesden Green sexy massage. Indeed.
Here are a few other gems:
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Jeremy Kyle plied us with booze
Misogyny Andy McNab
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All honest to God searches from the WordPress stats page. And my favourite this week is: dude basalt columns. I have an image in my head of The Big Lebowski being re-enacted at the Giant’s Causeway…