This week in Private Eye, catch the sharpest satirical writing in town, with pithy insights such as:
I hate the Serbs.
I hate Douglas Hurd.
I hate Dame Pauline Neville-Jones.
I hate John Major.
I really, really, really hate the Serbs.
I hate Noam Chomsky, assuming what Oliver says about him is true.
I hate George Galloway.
I hate the SWP, except for my late friend Paul Foot.
I hate the Muslims, except for Shahid Malik, Ed Husain, that woman Nick keeps talking about and those johnnies in the Balkans who are terribly good at killing Serbs.
I hate Labour MPs who didn’t go to public school and don’t know the correct way to eat asparagus.
I hate French philosophers who write books I don’t understand.
I hate the Guardian, unless Rusbridger wants to rehire me.
Did I mention I hate the Serbs?
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