From the texts page in the Andersonstown News:
“So Paul Maskey wants to run West Belfast into a cafe culture zone like Paris? I ain’t laughed at so much inane drivel for a long time. Could you imagine all the upmarket business people and groovy hipsters coming up the Falls Road to join the pub lads, smicks and pyjama millies over a toasted wrap and expresso? I don’t know what planet you’re on, Paul, but I wish I was there with you.
Gringo.”

D.B. said,
April 29, 2010 at 11:08 pm
coming up the Falls Road to join the pub lads, smicks and pyjama millies
Sounds like Middlesbrough town centre, that. What’s a smick though?
slug said,
April 30, 2010 at 12:51 am
Shows a poverty of aspiration in that text.
Dr. X said,
April 30, 2010 at 10:27 am
Wasn’t there a Mexican restaurant next to the big RUC barracks on the Falls?
Scamallach said,
April 30, 2010 at 10:53 am
“Gringo” – classic.
And it’s so true, would the cappucino belt in West Cork have sprung up if there was a queue of people waiting to mug you as soon as you went outside? Gringo.